An honest look at where the S&P 500 might be headed into 2026

You know what? It’s hard: being overstimulated, that is. Not only with trading and investing, being constantly bombarded with whatever X Substack Bro and X anon is saying about the stock market (the hanging man monthly candle bro!), but just in life (I think I read somewhere we see on average about 5-10k advertisements daily). … Read more

The retail earnings showdown: trading Target, Amazon, and Wal Mart

Every earnings season, three names drop at basically the same time and move the entire consumer sector like clockwork: Yeah… Target, Walmart, and Amazon are literally the Charlie’s Angels of triple-threat retail trades right now. One call from Charlie (the U.S. consumer) and the whole market jumps. Let’s break down what just happened this last … Read more

Riding the Green Wave: why I’m bullish on batteries, recycling, and the metals that power them

If you’ve been following my ramblings, you know I’m all about those themes that feel like they’re straight out of a sci-fi novel but are actually reshaping our world: electric vehicles zipping silently down the road, massive grid batteries keeping the lights on during peak hours, and yeah, the whole “recycle or bust” vibe to … Read more

Buckle up, darlings: Q3 earnings season is here and I’m already on the edge of my seat

Oh, hello there, my fabulous friends in finance (and the wannabes, of course!). It’s me, your go-to girl for all things stocks (minus the stuffy suits and endless spreadsheets. You know me: the one who’s always sipping a latte while scrolling through earnings previews, whispering sweet nothings to my favorite blue-chip stocks. Can we talk … Read more